The man, the myth, the legend: Vlad. A "world-renowned pickle creator," Vlad is obsessively focused on his true calling: pickling. In order to make ends meet and construct his pickle empire, Vlad gets his hands into all kinds of different affairs. Whatever you need, Vlad's your guy. Cat stuck in the chimney? Call Vlad. Need a replica fabergé egg to sell to a Guatemalan diplomat? Vlad'll make it happen.