Conor: Get your epilator, stick it up your ass. We don't give a fuck, because I'm gonna fucking split her face in two, you fucking piece of shit.
Ashleigh: Maybe you need to play fun games with her tonight...
Conor: I'll give her a fun game, I'll stick this up her fucking minge the stupid bastard. I'll give her a fucking epilator (thrusts hairbrush and makes a thump sound) (Ashleigh laughs). I'm gonna play loadsa pranks on her. Because she's a fucking piece of shit. I don't care if I get pulled up to the diary room...
Ashleigh: What if she gets you back with water?
Conor: I'd punch her in the face. Just knock her out (punches the air and makes a thump sound) I'd say, get up off the mat you piece of shit.
