They insist you are not one of them; they are certain of this.
We have been especially moved by the passionate proclamations of a Mr. Donald Trump, Sr.
We have heard this man speak on our radios and are told he is a very prominent and respected U.S.-American.
Uncertain at first of his assertions, but deeply impressed with both his confidence and profound knowledge of your background, an unerasable mark was left in our curious minds.
To our astonishment!, we subsequently discovered that Mr. Trump is not alone! A lot of people say the exact same things over there; that you are simply not native to that country!
Ndugu Barack (do not act like you do not know what 'ndugu' means, you speak our language!), we are the Children of Kenya and we are your real compatriots!
Birtherism has reached the shores of Africa; and your fatherland, OUR fatherland! = Kenya, is calling.
