Fergie reminds our camera guy of Zorro as she fashions it up for her departure at LAX. Mum's the word on whether she's considering appearing on Dancing With the Stars, but she does reveal another album is coming by the Black Eyes Peas, so the rumors are "apparently not" true that she's leaving the band.
Given a choice between genital gropes and radioactive X-Ray body scans performed by TSA (Thousands Standing Around), the singer opts for the latter. Zap! Bzzzzzzz!!!!
