Chantelle and Preston are back together, Brian Dowling is angry at Nasty Nick, and Makosi is looking for the jacuzzi: it could only be the final chapter of Big Brother on Channel Four.
Ultimate Big Brother has put ten classic contestants from across the 11 series back into the house to join the winner of the most recent series.
Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle has been reunited with the ex-husband she first met on the show, the singer Samuel Preston. They are joined by transsexual Nadia Almada, former air steward turned presenter Brian Dowling, television personality Ulrika Jonsson, controversial contestant Makosi who claims she had sex in the jacuzzi during her stint in the house, racing pundit John McCririck, US rapper Coolio, pint-sized loudmouth Nikki Grahame, and notorious 'Nasty' Nick Bateman.
The show runs for three weeks, at the end of which an ultimate winner will be crowned.
Ultimate Big Brother is shown nightly on Channel 4.