Who is this Loni Kate English? Is that even her real name? What makes her tick? She is a mysterious one, but I'll lay down a few things that her secret admirer told me about her so I could write this song: Myers Briggs: ENFJ. Vegan. An excellent cook. Music aficiando. Writes her own songs and poems. Plays the guitar. Is a wordsmith. Is a peacemaker. Involved in theater. Knows five million people. Has the most interesting assortment of friends of anyone I know. Wants to save the world. Is self educated on midwifery. Loves wine. Kind hearted and socially agile. Has lived in Ventura County most of her life and particularly likes Santa Paula where she lives on a hill overlooking the Santa Clara Valley. Mentally astute and an academic perfectionist. Sounds like an amazing gal. It's easy to see why she has a secret admirer. I wrote this in the style of Gogol Bordello, one of LKE's favorite groups. This one's for you, Ms. English!
