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Never before heard conversations between the late, great George Carlin and his friend and co-author, Tony Hendra.
Tony Hendra: I think the Reagan assassination was a put up affair, I mean, I did the whole time.
George Carlin: Yeah. I love conspiracy theories, I just love it. And I buy into any one they wanna say. Cause its fun.
TH: But I mean, gimme a break, the guy had two great lines, which had clearly been written for him, he never came up with a line in his life. Two great lines Honey I forgot to duck and I hope the doctors a republican right? Right there, right there, timings perfect. And the bullet stopped, where did it stop? An inch. An inch from his great big Irish heart. An inch. Just an inch. He was never shot.
GC: Oh you dont think the bullet ever got in there?
TH: Nah.
GC: No?
TH: Its a bunch—Its a load of bullshit
GC: I didnt know you meant it that way, that he never got shot at all. Thats great, thats exciting. I love that...