This woman has a new home remedy for muscle and joint pain: Goat tears! The problem is that goats don't cry easily. She sings Danny Boy, plays sad songs on the violin (she's awful), and reads Romeo and Juliet to her goat herd. She even brings a young goat to visit its mother's grave and says, "That's your mama." We recommend using Thera-Gesic instead. Go Painlessly.
