You Are Woman, I Am Man from Funny Girl will be featured in The End of Twerk, the fifth episode of Season Five. It will be sung by Rachel and Paolo.
LYRICS:
Paolo:
You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than,
You are softer to the touch,
It's a feeling I like feeling very much.
You are someone I've admired,
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired.
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss.
Rachel:
Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says,
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling,
Oy vey, what a feeling.
Paolo:
A bit of pate?
Rachel (spoken):
Uh! I drink it all day!
Rachel:
Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle what would Sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack,
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
Now I feel that there's a fire here,
Try that once a little higher, dear,
What a beast to ruin such a pearl!
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
(Rachel and Paolo laughing)
Paolo:
You are woman.
Rachel:
You are man.
Paolo:
Let's....