Outside a bar in Venice Beach, Lindsay Lohan made a broad daylight drug buy, in front of the paparazzi, and while seated beside a black man and in the company of a guy with a neck tattoo! Unless, of course, the crystals in that ziploc baggie are ornamental crystals, as opposed to comically large crystals of meth. At the risk of breaking the fourth wall—seriously, paparazzi? You think crack rocks look like the 2-inch things girls wear on necklaces? I'd be willing to bet a few of you were carrying while photographing this episode, so don't play innocent on me.
In this video, you can hear a thousand cameras snapping at the moment Lindsay hands over the cash. "I mean—" the cameraman scoffs, trailing off, only to race after the straw-haired starlet later in the video, shouting "What are you snorting, Lindsay?" At left, a crappier video filmed by someone speaking Spanish. Hopefully whatever he's saying translates to, "Oh those would be cute as earrings."
LiLo's publicist says that the bag contained "sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz, and quartz, all purchased by her pal from a store down the store." Not that ornamental crystals aren't dangerous, too. Didn't Speidi blow hundreds of thousands on those, for their "healing" powers?
