First broadcast 28th July 2002.
While Albumen causes problems by getting Hannah addicted to his home-made fudge, which he is illegally selling in old Imperial weights.
Rik Mayall ... Professor Adonis Cnut
Michael Maloney ... Brian Albumen
Emily Bruni ... Dr. Hannah Awkward
Rory Bremner ... George W. Shrub
Don Warrington ... Chairman
Mark Perry ... Tony Caring
Rebecca Sarker ... PC Haywain