As only his immediate family knows, The Citizen once had an addiction to Coke. And Pepsi too. But it didn’t last. Because our sometimes-witless friend didn’t realize that white powdered coke gets girls panties on fire. What a schmuck. In any event, this doozy from The Citizen Files is a throwback to the cocaine days of the early 1980s, when anything and everything in South Florida – Miami especially – had to do with coke – and things that go better with it. Like sex and money. So, enjoy this smuggled and edited – though somewhat overly corny and serious – look at drug trafficking in the U.S. coming through Miami in the early 80s. Pablo Escobar comes out more of a star than ol’ George H.W. “Poppi” Bush, as Rachel Maddow likes to call him. What a time. God, now even 420 is legit. High ho, high ho, it’s off to work we go!
