Oh, the irony of trying to open a brand new package of scissors *without* a pair of scissors. After all, you needed them for a reason, right? Luckily, sketch comedian [Alex Martens](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxMMA6NjRPaVH52iGRe7VpA) made this nifty tutorial to help us navigate the conundrum, and it's helpful...but mostly hilarious.
