Jonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat though he finds the finished result too feminine for his taste but sex with Donna makes everything all right. Janet tries her hand as a stand-up comedian. She does not fare well to begin with ...until she finds out about Jonny,Louise and the lard,which becomes a popular subject.