1. “Parenting and marriage is really just trying hard to make your spouse do everything so you can continue your Netflix marathon.”
2. “40 minutes to find a movie on Netflix we all agree on, and after six minutes I fall asleep.”
3. “Adulthood officially begins when you stop using your parents' Netflix account and start using your own.”
4. “I can only assume children's shows on Netflix with low ratings are the result of parents who have watched them on repeat for months.”
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