This past Saturday, I woke up and went to see Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway. It was terrible, which was a letdown given I was really excited for this one.
While ranting about how infuriating it was to sit through this, Kevin suggested I come up with my own Broadway rating system and then instructed I use 200 as the perfect score on the new scale.
Glenny has 5 Balls for burgers. Dave has 10 for pizza. I have 200 Feitelbergs for Broadway plays.
In this particular instance, we’re not going to give out Feitelbergs — rather we’re going to call them Teen Suicides, just because it’s on brand for this god awful play. Total failure.
FINAL SCORE: 116 out of 200 Teen Suicides.
Just wait until the Feitelberg Broadway Score makes its way onto Playbill covers.
