A few weeks back at the Barstool holiday party, Paul Lo Duca and I gots to drinking and for some reason Chief told him I parade around Chicago telling people I have a better pop time than him. Two things about that:
1. No, I don’t parade around Chicago saying I have a better pop time than him and
2. Yes, I do have a better pop time than him
Needless to say, that struck a chord with Paulie. He immediately challenged me to a pop time off and that naturally progressed to us doing a charity home run derby, and I’d beat his old ass at that too. But I’m also not Superman – I haven’t touched a bat outside of a handful of swings in about 10 years, so I decided to call up my HS travel coach at the Bulls Sox academy to help me out, Justin Stone.