CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — Fanboys across 'Murcia are lining up to get Apple's latest and coolest game-changing product—the Apple Card.
Okay, so some of you are probably saying to yourself, that's just a credit card. Well you're right.
But not just ANY credit card, one that you actually have to clean.
According to Engadget, Apple actually posted a cleaning guide for the card, one that warns against storing it against leather—soooo like most wallets and purses? — and denim, in case it causes discoloration that "will not wash off."
The guide also advised against putting it in direct contact with other credit cards or loose items in case you scratch the titanium surface.
If dumb enough to get the Apple Card, you're probably also dumb enough to clean it.
In that case you can wipe it down with a microfiber cloth moistened with isopropyl alcohol.
And think about this quote from Popular Mechanic about the Apple Card, "it might be a good option for people with less-than-perfect credit who like Apple products."
Translation, if you're too poor to buy Apple products, use their credit card to borrow money from them which you can pay back with interest.
