BEIJING — China has released a brand new national anthem. Out with the old, in with the new:
MARCH OF THE SLAVES
Stay down, continue to be pathetic slaves!
With your flesh and blood, let us build a Great Fire Wall!
As China faces its orangest peril
From each one the urgent call to action comes forth.
Stay down! Stay down! Stay Down!
Billions of voiceless citizens
Braving the CCP's nonsense! March to your own doom!
Braving the CCP's nonsense! March to your own doom!
March to your doom! March, march to your doom!
