LONDON — A white woman who "changed races" seems to think she and her very white husband's future babies will all be born black.
According to the Telegraph, German-born Martina Big was once as as white and blonde as they came, but several surgeries and tanning injections later, is now 100% black...at least on the outside.
In her Facebook page, the 30-year-old claims she identifies as black, specifically African, and says she spent weeks in Kenya learning about tribal culture.
She got baptized in a church and given a Swahili name while there, and now claims to be a "real African woman." Yeah...pretty sure that just makes you Christian, honey.
While on ITV's "This Morning" last month, Big revealed she'd gotten hitched, and whaddya know, hubby Michael is white on the inside and artificially Afro on the outside, just like her.
But here's the deluded cherry on top of this twisted tale. Big claims she was told by her doctor that she and her husband's future offspring will come out black. Guess we know what kind of doctor he is.
Even when confronted with basic biology and genetics, Big seemed confident the kid will at least be milk chocolate since, you know, it's a mix of her and hubby. Though even if it's not, clearly, there are ways to transform that poor, poor child.
Needless to say, people weren't having any of Big's Kool Aid. Twitter user @jus_relaxing called her behavior racist, while @littlelady2004 thinks she's disrespectful.
Us? We think the delusion runs deep.
