SO SO SO-
LOL I'M GETTING TOO EXCITED XD!
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT XD
[I GOTTA CONTROL THIS WHEN I EXIST AS AN ULTRA BILLIONAIRE EVEN shck LETS PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME SOMETIMES; HE'S NEVER GOING TO BE EVEN A kgochu MY NET WORTH IN 100,000 YEARS IF HE HAD TO WORK AND PPL THINK HE'S DELUSIONAL (ALTHOUGH IN FAIRNESS HE'S NOT A REAL ACTUAL PERSON) BECAUSE HE IS NOT A BILLIONAIRE; I AM AND ME =/= shck]
ONE MORE THING ABOUT shck; I NOTICED IN THIS 11 YEAR NONEXISTENCE 365/7/11YEARS $0/$53B+ IS THAT WHETHER YOU'RE AT A GROUP GATHERING, A PROFESSIONAL GATHERING, WORK GATHERING TALKING ABOUT NONWORK STUFF THEY FALL INTO 3 CATEGORIES: YOU READY? 3 BUCKETS: PAST / PRESENT / FUTURE.
EXAMPLE OF PAST: YEAH WHEN I WENT ON THAT VACATION WHEN I WAS AT MY PRIME AGE OF 25 AND WENT WITH MY WIFE WHO I MARRIED I WENT TO THAT PLACE FOR VACATION YADAYADAYADAYADAYDA (SOCIAL INTERACTION)
PRESENT: SELF EXPLANATORY
FUTURE: THIS IS INTERESTING BECAUSE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LIFE-FUTURE STUFF TYPICALLY IF PAST AND PRESENT ARE NOT SOLID, YOU'RE NOT GUNNA HAVE MUCH TO TALK ABOUT- LIKE YOU'RE NOT GUNNA HAVE THE MONEY TO DO X AND YOU'RE NOT GUNNA HAVE SOMETHING LIKE: "IM GOING TO THIS EVENT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND/FIANCE/WIFE ETC." OR, ESPECIALLY AT shck AGE: "IM TAKING MY KIDS OUT WITH MY WIFE TO [VACATION SPOT]" THESE SEEM SMALL? BUT THEY ADD UP, AND IF YOU'RE LIKE shck WITH AN ABSOLUTE 'DIGNITY MOLESTATION' FOR THE PRIME OF ONE'S LIFE AND NO PRESENT UP UNTIL LETS SAY 5 MONTHS AGO? MAYBE BARELY QUALIFIES? IT'S A LOT OF VERY VERY AWKWARD AWKWARD INTERACTIONS; SOMETIMES IF HE SPEAKS IN THE 'PRESENT' IT CAN BE OKAY BUT IM GUNNA SAY 95% OF HIS INTERACTIONS ARE AWKWARD-
THE FIRST VERY NATURALLY FIRST TIME I NOTICED THIS WAS A PROBLEM WAS WHEN shck WAS AT ONE OF THOSE 99%er WORK PLACES AND THIS GIRL NEXT TO HIS CUBE WOULD COME IN WITH FUN STORIES OVER EVERY WEEKEND AND shck?: "oh, just relaxed." 8 WEEKS IN A ROW AND SHE PURELY COMICALLY SAID: "we need to get [shck] a social life!"
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE JURY HAS TO HEAR RIGHT?
PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE STARTS TO GO INTO REPAIR MODE THE DAY MASS ARRESTS HAPPEN; DEPENDS ON midgetmikebloomberg
RIGHT OFF THE BAT I CAN ALREADY SAY THAT THIS CLIP RIGHT HERE COMPLETELY BRAND NEW EXPERIENCE IS GAMING CLIP OF THE YEAR 2019 SO FAR (2017 WAS BY FAR THE BEST EVER OR WAS IT 2016 WHICHEVER ONE WAS DARK SOULS 3 ON THE BRIDGE, ANYWAY-)
THAT LAST BULLET; I WAS GETTING LEGIT CONCERNED THAT I'D RUN OUT OF AMMO AND I DIDN'T DISCOVER UNTIL AFTER THAT HEALTH WAS AT LOW-CAUTION SO THE NEXT HIT COULD HAVE BEEN THE END! SO SO FUN AND THIS WILL BE ONE OF THOSE RARE CLIPS THAT I JUST HAVE TO REPLAY MYSELF PLAYING BC I WAS ALL ADRENALINE AND DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THE MINOR EVENTS ^ O ^!!
OH YEAH BEFORE I FORGET - I HAD A FEELING THERE WAS AN AMBUSH-BOSS BATTLE COMING UP BUT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE BACKTRACKING 20 SECONDS AT THE TIME TO GET A FIRST AID SPRAY AND WHEN HE APPEARED I WAS LIKE (OK THAT'S NOT FAIR MAYBE I SHOULD LOAD FROM THE LAST CHECKPOINT) BUT STUCK WITH IT ^_^!!
8.8/10!!!
