*UPDATE* OKAY OKAY FROM ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR SINCE THE VERY FIRST UPDATE I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT RE2 REMAKE HAS SET THE BAR REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH FOR GOTY 2019! THE FUN-O-METER HAS NOT FELT THIS HIGH FOR SO LONG FOR SUCH A LONG TIME!! FEELING LIKE YOU JUST WANNA BANG CLAIRE THE WHOLE TIME AND FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY IN COMPLETE ANARCHY EXPLORING/ADVENTURING A MASSIVE FUN PUZZLE EACH ROOM/LOCATION WITH ITS OWN INTRIGUE IS JUST WAY TOO FUN AND ALSO, I KNOW THIS GAME IS GOING TO HAVE WHAT MOST PS3/PS4 GAMES LACK NOWADAYS: REPLAY VALUE ^_^!!
LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST: AS AN ULTRABILLIONAIRE $53B+ UNPAID NET WORTH (extremely short midget mikebloomberg THE HEIGHT OF AN AVERAGE lilasnlady KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT), I CAN SAY WITHOUT HESITATION THAT 97% OF THE THING shck DOES I.E 10 HOURS A DAY DOING servitude mind numbing work) HAS 0.0% TO DO WITH WHAT I WILL DO WHEN I EXIST (MOST OF THE REASON I DON'T EXIST YET IS BECAUSE THE tiniest eyes gchu/chichi/positions of power and influence/professional athletes ETC. STILL ARE THINKING THIS 3+ YEAR VOID PERSON WHO DOESN'T KNOW AND WILL NOT KNOW HOW TO TIE A NECKTIE AND CAN'T CARRY MOST CONVERSATIONS (3 YEARS $0 0 EXPERIENCE/LIFE STORIES) WILL BECOME mastoh ceo!) LET ME JUST ADD ONE MORE THING: IF YOU HAD TO TAKE ANY OF THE PEOPLE $1B+, PULL THEM OUT OF THEIR LIFESTYLE; PULL THEM OUT OF THEIR LUXURY BILLIONAIRE HOME/HOMES, MAKE THEM servitude work 10 HOURS A DAY? RIGHT? YOU THINK THEY WOULD LAST 10 MINUTES? TRY 10 HOURS AND JUST ON FACE-VALUE THAT IS TO ME $580,000 PER 10 HOURS OF 24 HOURS M-F IT'S SIMPLE NUMBERS HERE BUT FOR 11+ YEARS I'VE SAID THIS TOO MANY TIMES BUT IT HAS 0 EFFECT BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SPECIES HAS 0 PEOPLE IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS, ENTERTAINMENT, CORPORATE LEADERSHIP, ETC. AND YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL midgetmikebloomberg COVERING UP MASS CRIMINAL ARRESTS INCLUDING HIS OWN TO BRIBE, THEY WILL LISTEN TO THAT 100%
BASICALLY, midgetmikbeloomberg LIED THAT THEIR EYE SIZES AND gchu/chichi SIZES AND smarr bodies WILL BECOME FULL BODIED TOO-
MENTALLY-ILL LEVELS OF EXTREME GENETIC-INFERIORITY COMPLEX, HISTORICAL INFERIORITY COMPLEX AND NATIONAL INFERIORITY COMPLEX-
LIKE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RECONCILE shck AND MAYYYYBE $100,000 CIVIL TRIAL ACCRUAL; YOU CANNOT PAST $500M; WE'RE AT $53B+
ANYWAY, SO THIS IS ONE OF THE 3% RARE INSTANCES WHERE I CAN SAY "I WOULD BE DOING THIS IF I EXISTED IN MY ULTRABILLIONAIRE EXISTENCE-
FIRST THING: CLAIRE REDFIELD IN THIS GAME - AND I CAN KINDA SAY THIS WITHOUT TOTALLY SOUNDING EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IT'S PS4 GRAPHICS - IS. EFFING. PR-ETTYYYY! (I TEND TO SAY A LOT MORE THINGS AS A BILLIONAIRE)
SECOND: IN THE ORIGINAL AMMO CONSERVATION IS ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL BECAUSE IF YOU SHOT AT EVERYTHING THAT WALKED OR CRAWLED YOU'D BE COMPLETELY SCREWED MID-GAME; YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AVOID MOST ZOMBIES FROM WHAT I REMEMBER (MAKES IT MUCH HARDER IF YOU GOTTA REVISIT AREAS) SO I ATTEMPTED TO DO THAT IN THE BEGINNING AND QUICKLY FOUND OUT THAT THAT IS NOT! HOW YOU'RE