Tom Mabe did it best. Pretend they called an active crime scene and you're the detective.
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Now I want to tell a long elaborate story to them and end it with "and that exaust pipe went deep in my anus and thats how I found out I was gay, can I sue for that?"
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"Once when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana, and of course, that changed my life."
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Give em the Charlie Kirk: my dick and balls switched places. My dick is on the bottom now and my balls are on top
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Hope the tank wasn't on when that happened
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