MADISON, WISCONSIN — A Wisconsin man's well laid Get Smart-esque plan to use his shiny hidden shoe cam to snap some upskirt shots went up in smoke.
According to the po po, the unnamed man had the shoe cam installed, so he could catch a glimpse of the skirt underworld.
Just as 007 slithered into place to start snapping, the battery for the camera blew up in his shoe.
Unfortunately Agent Shoe Cam only received minor burns to his foot.
The man later spilled the beans during confession, after which the priest told him to turn himself in.
Since he was unsuccessful the cops later released him. They what? That was a good idea.