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1. “What do you talk about at sleepovers?” Well, if its after middle school youre probably not having sleepovers on purpose. Your “Sleepovers” are really “Im so drunk Im going to sleep over on that dining room table if you dont mind” But in middle school we did have sleep overs and what do you think we talked about? Fuckin girls. Or more accurately, girls\r
2. “Why does it take you so long to poop?” lemme tell you something, as an adult male, this is one of the only places you truly get some peace and quiet and people leave you the fuck alone. Its like a meditative zen experience, you know that smells bad. I cant even tell you how many iphone games Ive destroyed in there.\r
3. “Do you shiver when you pee in the morning? Is that a thing?” No… what?\r
4. “Whats the deal with drawing dicks all over everything?” I have no idea (dick on face) what youre talking about he said - no Michelangelo, Donatello, Botticelli, Picasso, Gustav Klimt, … I mean look at the Sistine chapel, theres dicks all over the place\r
5. “Are all your exes reaaaaaallllly ‘crazy?” Yea… ummm maybe 60%\r
6. “Why do you put your dicks inside random objects?” hahah dont call girls random thats racist haha no unless youre thinking of that kid who put his dick in a hot pocket.. which if Im being really honest I think it was a brilliant guerilla campaign by hot pockets because now Im seriously thinking about hot pockets and all I want is GODDAMNIT\r
7. “Does it ually feel good?” Dude I dont know half the time our dicks are telling us to do stuff\r
8. “Have you ever been catcalled?” Oh all the time Ever banged a dude with a goatee before? Its not baaaad - Why dont you make like my beard and get on my Face - My eyes are up here\r
9. “Do circle jerks really happen, like, just hangin out, platonically masturbating with your bros?” the WHAT no that never happens.\r
10. “Are all you ‘straight guys really not even a little bi?” I think you have thoughts like “hey I like\r
11. “Are *all* of you obsessed with the History channel on the weekend?” two part answer, sports and beer part 3 I mean history channel isnt really history anymore anyway, have you seen ancient aliens?\r
12. “Have you ever tasted your own semen, like, just a little, just to see?” Umm I havent but theres been a time when I had to .. um… dodge a bullet so to speak\r
13. “Do you ually think people care if you buy tampons?” HELL no thats amyth. If youre buying tampons that means you got a serious lady back at the house. The only problem is were terrified of periods at all.. so to us the period aisle at the grocery store is like fuckin mordor … but well make the trek for you one ROCKS into Mordor!!\r
14. “Do you ever say ‘I love you to your best friend?” Oh yea, all the time. Have you ever heard of drunk feelings?\r
15. “How often do you get accidental boners? Weekly? Monthly?” beep beep pretty often\r
16. “Why are you so interested in how big your friends dicks are?” what kind of guys are you hanging out with? Heres what happens, in high school boys get communal showers which basically means you all stand in a room and flap dicks around. Its par for the course\r
17. “And whats up with the whole slapping one anothers butts thing?” umm… sports\r
18. “What is your opposition to nightstands, or hanging things on walls for that matter?” I spent a whole summer once sleeping on a queen size mattress on a twin sized box spring. I thought it was just what happened\r
19. “Are blue balls a real thing?” haha well they dont ually turn blue, but yea if we dont get busy in a long time then we start to lose our fucking minds\r
20. “Does your dick ever get in your way when youre walking around?” I mean kindof, thats why we are constantly adjusting calibrating our setup.\r
21. “Do your balls ever stick to anything else on your body?” you mean like my chest.. you mean like chestnuts\r
22. “Are broken penises just a myth?” I unfortunately was informed by a weird swingers couple that a broken penis is, in f, possible. It was one of the most awkward, casual conversataions of my life\r
23. “And finally, what does having a boner feel like?” it feels like youre a goddamn superhero. Imagine Thor, only with a bigger hammer
