Jack Geldard says he's reporting from Britain's climbing hotspot of Yorkshire but we have a sneaking suspicion he's actually broadcasting from the IKEA in Ibiza.
In any case, he's here to tell you about the first British repeat of a British 9a on British rock by a British window cleaner, and Adam Ondra yawning his way through yet another 8c+ onsight.
Will someone please turn the gravity back on in England!
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