Chocolate Digestives - (Official Music Video)
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The Chocolate Digestive Song
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OFFICIAL LYRICS:
Chocolate digestives are amazing
There's no one around
With a bigger craving
The silky, milky chocolate taste
Hangs around
Till i got none to waste
Locked in my cupboard
With the sugar and the spice
And the noodles and the rice
And the all things nice
Nothing can compete
Nothing can compare
With the chocolatey treat
I don't wanna share
I open the cupboard
And what do I see
A packet of digestives
Staring at me
It’s Not a cookie
Not a custard cream
It's a biscuits lovers
Chocolate dream
I'm walking home
And I pass Tesco
I think of biscuits
And I think let's go
I take a pack
Off the rack
I take a big bite
Everything seems right
For The beautiful sight
of a chocolate biscuit
I'd put up a fight
Cuz I don't want to miss it
I lick the chocolate
From my hand
Right now I'm in
A wonderland
Yeah
The biscuits are
The b e est thing (best thing)
So don't go trying to
Make me swing for the next thing (don’t do it)
I don't wanna bourbon (bourbon)
Or a Jaffa cake (oh yes)
I just wanna swim in a
Chocolate digestive lake
Not a rich tea
That’ll not do for me
It’s gotta be
A mcvitties You see
It can’t be a shortbead
Cuz those I’ll dread
Without my choccie bic
he’ll truly be dead
Not chip ahoy
Or a classy hob nob
It’s gotta be Digestives
That I’m shoving down my gob (Gob)
Not an Oreo
Or a wafer
I just want more of ya
Just lemme taste ya
Why do people judge me
And call me obese (Obese)
Keep your judgy looks to yourself
And let me eat my biscuits in peace
Chocolate digestives may be nice
But there not good for you (Why not)
If you eat too many
You'll end up on the loo
But I don't care about my health
If chocolate digestives
Weren't on the shelf
I’d absolutely, positively
Have.
To.
Kill.
Myself.
