Worlds most perfectly timed photos ever! These amazing unbelievable pictures capture people in just the right moment creating images of funny optical illusions\r
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Today we look at 15 perfectly timed photos! From missing heads to kings of beer to peeing in public youre gonna love these photos.\r
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Fire breathing dog\r
Woah fire breathing dog! Is that Labrador dragon mix? The other dog is like man stop showing off. Of course this is just a well placed fire pit flame\r
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Bat face\r
Youve heard of batman? Well this is bat face. Damn hes taking that bat like a man. Looks at his eyes there not even flinching.. Everyone around him is like Armageddon just happened, and hes like to whoever threw it Im going to take this bat and kick your ass\r
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Miss popular\r
This one took me a second to figure out. So the guy and the blonde girl are holding the brunette girl in the black dress sideways… and she and the blonde girl are somehow both wearing the same miss popular new sash…. wait ..what.. look closer its ually the the guy and the brunette holding the blonde girl and her skirt just happens to match the brunette girls shirt.\r
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Hockey head\r
Did this guy just literally knock his block off? It looks like someone photoshopped out the other guys head.. Nope. Actually the guy in the red shirts head his just bent really far forward.. you can see a tiny bit of his hair here and this photo was taken just as his helmet was being knocked off.\r
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King bud\r
Guess We finally know who the kind of Budweiser is.\r
Did someone say king? yeahh\r
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Prince William\r
Looks like the royal duchess wasted no time in servicing Prince William after tying the knot. Apparently William is a fan of old school because it looks like he shouted “ear muffs” to the little girl.. probably should have told her to close her eyes also.\r
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Kate Middleton\r
Wow the royal family! I had no idea they were such exhibitionists! Kate Middleton looks VERY excited to make the acquaintance of this guard who seems to have an unusual way of greeting duchess. Of course if you look close you see that its ually Kates hand that is touching herself.\r
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Prince Charles\r
Oh come on this is getting silly! Prince Charles?? May I just say you have very fine breasts and that I would like to you use my authoritay to touch them.. She looks pretty excited about the proposition. I had no idea this is how the royal family rolled.. I would definitely hang out with these cats.\r
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Yawn\r
Guess this guy is getting bored with all these royal military photos.\r
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Bug windshield\r
AHHH its a huge bug destroying the city! the apocalypse is here! Actually its just a big grasshopper on the windshield of this car. It still looks pretty damn big to me.\r
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Starbucks\r
Ill take a double venti hazelnut soy latte foam, whipped cream and 3 pumps of suck please. LOL this is great photo. Reminds me of those mad magazine fold-ins. Whoever designed the print for this starbucks van probably should have taken a moment to open the door. I can see competitors going around opening the doors to their vans.. wait does starbucks have any competitors?\r
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Football Butt\r
Should not have ordered the extra spicy chilli dog last night!\r
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Soccer ass\r
I dont even know how to explain this photo. It looks like mid-game the one player decided to check the other players prostate. Even knowing that this was taken probably in the middle of a fall this photo doesnt make sense… like why at any point in your fall would you be in this position? I mean, Is he looking for an ice skater?\r
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Ice skater\r
There she is! And for my next move I will shit a womans head! Even realizing that shes just bent over backward thats pretty risky position. Just better hope he didnt eat at the same place that football player did.\r
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and now for the number 1 perfectly timed photo. for more videos like this subscribe here.\r
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Pee\r
Ok Beyond the public urination, I know they say kids are curious, but this is whole new level. Hes standing so casually too.I mean did her arm just get stung by a jellyfish? or is this after an R Kelly concert? I will say it looks like hes getting his eight glasses of water a day thats a mighty clear stream.\r
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Which photo was your favorite?