Dude's joystick severed during failed fence vault attempt

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KUZNETSK, RUSSIA — An image of a man's detached johnson on a fence has gone viral on Russian social media.

The spiked baloney belonged to an unidentified 27-year-old Russian man. It wound up tangled on the fence after he tried to climb it.

The man managed to disentangle himself from the fence and get to a local hospital, reported British tabloid The Sun.

His disjoined twig and berries remained on the spike, for all of Russia to see and post about on social media.