I pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United Soviet States of America.
And to the banana republic for which it stands.
One nation under tyranny
With liberty and justice for none.
We the tyrants, in order to form a more perfect new world order, destroy liberty, insure the loss of domestic sovereignty, provide for the common offence, promote the general enslavement and secure unlimited unchecked power to ourselves and our posterity do discontinue and dissastablish the Constition of the United States of America
