God bless our favorite celebrity Americans on this Fourth of July!
Firing first out of the cannon is Toby Keith, duh. The “Courtesy of the Red White and Blue” singer has been encouraging assaulting terrorists with boots since the jump.
Throw in fellow country stars like George Strait, and Blake Shelton too, who have not forgotten their cowboy roots.
No sissy boys here! Real American actors like Chris Pratt and his former Parks & Rec co-star, Nick Offerman, show that they still get their hands dirty and support the troops.
Chris Evans plays Captain America, so you have to get him on the list! You know how many British guys he probably had to beat for that role? Like, all of em. How America is that?
Taylor Swift might just throw the best Fourth of July party that we’ve ever seen, making sure basic girls everywhere embrace and love dressing up in patriotic party attire.
Then you have old school guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hell, Arnold is so darn American now; he’d run for President if he were allowed to!
But who’s our favorite American celebrity? Well that’s easy, you idiots. It’s America Ferrara, of course! It’s her first name, dummy. Can’t get much more ‘Merica than that.
