This week we’re talking about Mark Wahlberg’s new Transformers: The Last Knight.
And it debuts in the summer, but #WinterIsHere with the new trailer for Game of Thrones.
[Transformers: The Last Knight]
Dude, we don’t even know what to think about this new Transformers: The Last Knight coming out.
It has like medieval knights, mixed with futuristic machines, and Mark Wahlberg… And of course since it’s directed by Michael Bay, you’re going to get 1,000 explosions and introduced to a new hot actress.
What can we say? Like every Transformers movie, it’s basically a way for the movie studio to make a ton of money and an opportunity to sell more toys and merchandise to a brand new wave of fans allowed to see a PG-13 movie for the first time.
Listen to the plot…
[02:10 - For my world to live, yours must die]
Haha, what? What’s that robot even talking about? And who cares?
Take our advice: Just go watch a bunch of shit blow up and give them your money, not even Mark Wahlberg gives a damn about what’s happening in the story line.
[Game of Thrones]
The wait won’t Drag-on for much longer! Game of Thrones fans rejoice, your fantasy is about to become reality, and #WinterIsHere.
So, we know who John Snow is…
And we’ve heard of Daenery’s Targaryen… [Day-nair-ess Tar-Gare-ian]
But she’s back… and he’s back… and this one’s back… Don’t forget about Peter Dinklage too. And the only other thing we know is there’s no guarantee just who is going to get laid… And who’s getting slayed… In Season 7 of Game of Thrones.
No matter what washes in, a whole lot of people are gonna be dead… And we know that tons of ravenous fans are ready for Game of Thrones to invade their living room and deliver the carnage.
You’re either fighting for it, or H.B.O-ver it.
So buy a ticket, kick up your feet and enjoy your overpriced popcorn . We’ll see you next week at the box office.
