[SOT: Sam, Mr. Jackson…]
It’s Samuel L. Jackson Arriving at LAX and he looks happy to see us!
[SOT: What is it?]
Yep, that’s definitely Sam’s happy look. And we were wondering…
[SOT: I haven’t read the paper, I haven’t listened to the news. I don’t know a fucking thing.]
Don’t worry Sam, that’s what we’re here for! A few weeks ago, Sam made headlines for his controversial statements about black British actors playing African Americans. But Sam didn’t want to hear any of it.
[SOT: :29 You never see British actors play… Sam: I’m not, hey… I’m done with that, that shit’s three weeks old. Let that shit go. Pap: I’m letting it go. Sam: OK good.]
OK Then! How was the flight Sam?
[SOT: It was alright…]
Next up were Jackson’s favorite, autograph hunters! But despite that pout, he was gracious enough to sign a few for the fans.
[I’m not signing everything you own.]
That’s OK Sam, we gotta save room for our other favorite stars!
[The other day, Michael Rooker signed his face! Sam: Wow, I did too just now.]
Good to see you Sam, still love ya!
