Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where David Wood shares fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.
In our last Fun Fact, we learned that Muhammad’s child-bride Aisha had to clean a never-ending supply of semen off her prophet’s clothes. But where does semen come from?
Does semen form when sperm mixes with fluids from the seminal vesicles, the prostate, and the Bulbourethral gland—as every physiologist on the planet claims? Or does semen really form in a completely different area of the body? Fortunately for us, Allah has the answer.
In Surah 86, verses 5 through 7, Allah declares:
“Now let man consider from what he is created. He is created from a gushing fluid, proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs.”
Notice that, contrary to every modern anatomy and physiology textbook, the gushing fluid, i.e. semen, proceeds from between the backbone and the ribs.
Interestingly, Islam also teaches that miniature human beings are contained in semen, and that these miniature human beings are responsible for what they hear in the semen.
Sahih al-Bukhari, Number 6557:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:The Prophet said, “Allah will say to the person who will have the minimum punishment in the (Hell) Fire on the Day of Resurrection, ‘If you had things equal to whatever is on the earth, would you ransom yourself (from the punishment) with it?’ He will reply, ‘Yes.’ Allah will say, ‘I asked you a much easier thing than this while you were in the backbone of Adam, (and that is) not to worship others besides Me, but you refused and insisted to worship others besides Me.’”
So, all of us were once contained in the semen in Adam’s backbone, and that’s where Allah told us not to worship others besides him. But we didn’t listen, probably because we hadn’t formed ears yet.
Welcome to Islam, the religion where the god who doesn’t understand basic physiology sends you to hell for not understanding his theology lecture when you were in Adam’s non-existent spinal semen.
