HOLIDAY, FLORIDA — A robber hit up a gas station in Holiday, Florida with a disguise so effective the cops have no idea whether the criminal mastermind is a he or a she.
Instead of using a ski mask like a normal robber, this one simply used a magic marker to doodle on a fake beard before targeting the Holiday Gas Station around 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday.
Patch Media’s New Port Richey site reports that despite not having any sort of weapon, or even implying that there was one, the robber scared the gas station’s female clerk enough to get her to comply to demands.
After managing to get some cash, the genius robber fled the scene in a gray Toyota pickup truck.
Police are looking out for the fake-bearded suspect, but have yet to zero in on his or her identity. The culprit won’t be easy to spot, unless of course the facial hair was courtesy of a permanent pen.
