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At Tango we’ve got love covered from every angle. We know love can be complicated so we encourage continuing education. Welcome to Love U; hopefully you’ll graduate with a little extra credit in the love department.
When you’re trying to temp your love muffin, there is only one option. Chocolate. Chocolate is the food of the gods.
Try setting up an incentive program. Honey do you think you can clean out the garage today? I don’t think I have the time today babe. I’m on it. He is perfect. All I do it pick up and pick up and pick up it’s like he’s thinks I’m his. You can’t understand love without understanding men.
I’m Steven Fabian and this is “That’s what he says”. What do you like? What do you hate? You know those flats? That’s lazy. I am into legs but mostly below the knee. I am just like a dog in heat.
We’re gonna do a bit of role play here you’re gonna be me and I’ll be how she’ll listen to this conversation. You’ll never believe this? Yea. It’s unbelievable. Uhuh. Jam was there. Yea. 5 hours late. It was awful! I said I’m outta here.
I know I need someone when it comes to love and relationships so can you be my therapist? This is “On the Couch”. We know that when it comes to relationships everyone’s an expert. How does one show themselves love? Well I think the more orgasms you give yourself, the more your skin will look better, the happier you’ll be.
I heard it helps your IQ too right? I know a lot of people that were going to get married and they broke their weddings just before the wedding. Probably just didn’t write all the thank you notes. I don’t think so.
As long as there’s a lot of good sex involved, you can transcend allot of issues. Political, moral, you know, all these things. Who cares about world peace when you can knock boots? Love is personal so we always wanna know what you think. I’m pretty sure I believe in polyamory. Polyamory is multiple people in multiple loving relationships.
Are either of you divorced? Never. I’m married. I did date someone who liked to use the bathroom in the shower which is an absolute 100 percent deal breaker.
A good fur ball is really outstanding for me. There’s hair, I’m there. I also check my husband email. I set up the account and it’s my name.
Welcome to Yourtango’s love lexicon where we fill you in on all the words you need to know to talk about love. Downward dog. I want to hear his response first. Why? You know what I’ve had too much psycho-therapy to play this game.
All I could think of is kinda like doggy-style and sex. I’m not coming up with very good images. Actually would be a guy who goes to yoga class he’s just there to meet girls. Yes that totally happens.
Yeah, I’ve done that. And because the love stuff ain’t easy you always need to know that latest. Icebreaker.com has come up with a new application for your cell phone. Chicago’s Corey Phatman is a divorce lawyer and a playboy bunny.
A women recently got married in a toilet paper wedding gown. It’s a criterion for serious mental health issues. Tango thinks about love and Tango listens to love. And when the world wants smart talk about love it turns to Tango.
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