What do you do when you've met the man of your dreams and want to get his attention? Lady Gaga is here to help.
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Hi this is Lady Gaga with some Heart Felt Advice. So here's the problem: "I've met the man of my dreams but how do I get his attention?" Take it from me, mama monster, the most important thing is to just be the freak that you are! Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. You don't need to change a thing -- unless your real name is Stephanie Germonotta. Thanks a lot dad! GERM- onatta. Only a name like that would make GAGA seem like a step up!
Men want to be bad romanced. You don't need to get all-dramatic and say...dance around poisoned bodies in a diner with Beyonce to get his attention. I tried that. No. Just smile at him from across the room. Lose the poker face. Think more... bingo face. You know, simple, plain, and ordinary. Ewww.
I know you think you love him as much as I love my fans. I would do anything for my fans. But you need get to know him and then ask yourself: Do I want his ugly? Because love...love...love is all about wanting someone's ugly. Even if his ugly is an obsession with banjo music, a hairy back or a 6th toe.
Remember, everyone loves the thrill of the chase so don't follow him like the pa-pa-paparazzi or you'll get the ol' "stop calling, stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore. I'm ki-ki-ki-ki-kind of busy! See, a lot of my songs work together to give a message.
You don't need to hide behind crazy wigs and sunglasses...I just do cause I'm hiding from the fame monster. See, I even had these ones stitched on.
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