Never, ever, go to Costco hungry.
[] Working in retail on July 4th, a lady walks in, through the openn door, and says "Are you guys open? Your sign says you're closed." We looked over at our sign which reads "We will be open July 4th"....
[] Its not punishment, its a recognition that he is an at risk student that needs a year to make sure he is on track before being almost completely focused on football.
[] Mine wouldn't be able to handle babies. She doesn't hiss or scratch at you, but she'll run and climb as high as she can. Then she'll glower at you as long as she likes. I imagine that would become a lot more frequent with a toddler, lol.
[] She wasn't voted in, her opponent dropped out.
[] Same fam
[] Salad fingers
[] that went meta real fast
[] Average, really. Not that bad.
[] I'm not, I saw the video in another subreddit.
[] Ice can be different temperatures fyi
[] So? What's wrong with that? That sounds a million times better than harvesting prawns from the ocean.
[] 13 year old me watched transformers on my phone at school during lunch time
[] What! Do not underestimate the skill of hover pee.
[] They get fat because you start feeding them under the table .
[] It's actually Gojira in Japanese. The word itself is a combination of the Japanese words for 'gorilla' and 'whale'. Rumor had it that it was the nickname of an overweight employee before it became the name of the monster.
[] Airport worker, once during a storm an angry passenger whose plane was grounded due to storms suggested "Why can't you just build a big roof over the runway?"
[] I work in a local supermarket, once a costumer came up to me and asked, "Do you have Tinder?" I looked at the atleast 20 year older man and said nothing. He kept talking about Tinder like it was some kind of item. He walked to a shelf and said, or is it suppost to be standing here. I still didn't knew what the old man wanted so i just said very awkward "Yeahh....." and walked away really slowly.
[] I feel this would be better as a gif showing multiple perspectives.
[] Like a bunch of losers with shit internet and zero relevance.
[] Thanks! Yea, he made it himself using photoshop and then used a custom shirt site. It's really good quality, too, so I would recommend them. I'll check with him to see which site it was. My favorite part was that he did a photo shoot of her while holding a tennis ball to get her to look in the different directions.
[] I believe most of these questions is by people that don't know how to give you a proper question for what they want to know. The best answer would be to confirm the sort of the tree: http://www.realchristmastrees.org/dnn/Education/Tree-Varieties
If this question was asked on another location than the farm, the name of the farm and location could be great information to add.
[] I hope both of you can find amazing jobs, get your life started and live an amazing future together forever :)..
[] Worst Blurnsball player ever.
[] you have the internet. it's as free as you want it to be.
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