Late to the party, but I always thought GG (Good Game) stood for Ji Ji which means dick in Chinese. I always thought that people were just calling each other dicks when they lost.
[]I have to ask for a four digit security pin or the last four digits of the customer's social security number to access their information. I silently cringe when they don't specify which one they've given me because the wrong number in the wrong field logs me out. It takes four employee passwords for me to get back in. The rage is real.
[]Yeah, and it's also annoying that their stupid notification covers my lock screen all the time!
firstworldproblems
[]Its is my life
Bon Jovi
[]Mine is - Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle you know nothing about.
[]Documentations, problem being that in todays world I could give you a link to one, and you will blast me for its source.
The proof is there, but people discredit the sources to a point the proof is swept under the table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD9hrRi5LwQ
[]I touched myself to your 16 year old mom. I'm sorry.
[]I thought Californians liked getting stoned?
[]After hearing a minute long recording on our best specials: "What are your specials?"
[]Dumb and Dumber vehicle if Harry and Lloyd were from Texas instead of Rhode Island?
[]800,000 sworn officers in the USA. Each one deals with the public dozens of times a day so maybe 10,000,000 encounters a day. A few are going to go badly and those few get the news time.
[]I've passed on trying to get a $250 damage deposit back on an apartment, twice, because it wasn't worth the legal headaches it would have taken to try to fight my former landlords over it.
[]http://triskitsgode1985.tumblr.com
[]I'm guessing you won't have seen the last episode then
[]I bought oreos and milk. You all know where this goes.
[]I used to work in a bakers where we made fresh sandwiches in the morning. Around 10am (2 hours after opening, 4 hours into my shift), the phone rang and I answered, on the other end was an angry guy.
Me: "Good morning, $bakers bakehouse, how may I help?"
Angry Guy: "Hello, is this $bakers?!"
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Me: "Erm, yes."
Angry Guy: "I went to take a bite out of one of your sandwiches this morning, and as I went to take a bite, it fell apart and the filling fell out. I would like a replacement."
Me: Give me strength "I'm sure if you went back to the shop you purchased it from they'd give you a replacement"
I was prepared to call the shop and warn them of crazy sandwich guy coming for a replacement.
Angry Guy: "Ah it doesn't matter! I'm already in $Town_1_Hour_Away, nevermind!"
And he hung up.
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If (emotional state >= anger) facial expression = angry;
They aren't actually "thinking" as we do, they're just a calculator.
If (current hormonal configuration * current neurotransmitter balance >= anger) facial expression = angry;
That's basically us.
[]I'm surprised he was even able to hold on for that long.
[]The red lion - marie szepes
[]I can see that Will Smith is hero material.
[]The days are long but the years are short
[]It was the one time I.... I forgot.
[]That worms live a matter of days or weeks. The average worm can actually live up to 6 years. Certain species can hold down 30. Also, worms aren't native to Canada.
[]Amelie is always a good one.
[]I remember that post well
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