[Attenborough]
"And here, we see one of natures most incredible spectacles - the seagull smoothie."
[/Attenborough]
[] I use to do Apple tech support. I got a lot of calls from people asking how to turn on iMacs.
(If you're not an Apple user, there's a little button on the back, bottom left-hand corner of the screen)
[] "Can you put a SIM card in an iPod touch?"
"No, because then it would be called an iPhone."
[] Girl in middle school asked me if they spoke Mexican or Spanish in Mexico...
[] Why the downvotes?
[] Ya the Jimmy Urine mix is great
[] I work in campervan rentals. Busy day, short staffed, everyone turns up at the same time. A lady 2 back in the queue asked "do I have to wait like these people?"
Yeah, you do.
[] Majestic
[] I worked at Petsmart once and a grown woman asked me how we got the water in the fish tanks so blue.
I had to explain it was a background taped on the back and the water was in fact clear.
[] Wait, is this a thing I don't know about? Are we supposed to get our dicks out when we approve of something?
[] same here, signed up pretty blind. not expecting anything from ubisoft, and the teasers was mediocre at best. i still look forwaard to testing it tonight
[] worked at a ski rental place, fresh 12 inches of powder on the mountain. Gaper comes in, gets some skis and asks 'where can I find the groomers?'
[] The bathroom in a hotel in Amsterdam had just some slightly tinted glass walls with horizontal decals on them which kind of obstructed the view at hip level. It's nice that you can watch the TV while showering or taking a shit, but it's kind of awkward when someone is still in the living room sitting on the couch. Picture for reference
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[] He might be drinking a craft beer most of those are high. At Least it would be when compared to your average garbage water beer
[] Just sitting here waiting for the "sex" posts to blow up.
[] common sense
[] 179cm 76kg
[] Yes there was. We were not a communist country, but a socialist one. In fact a significant difference. My father owned a house which he purchased during socialist times.
[] I knew it was fake the moment they said she was let go uninjured after being held at gunpoint. Who the fuck would pass the opportunity to pull the trigger and destroy one of the largest cultural cancers of our time?
[] "Is this coffee roasted?" pointing at the green coffee bag. What make this sounds dump is that the customer was bragging about how she know so much about coffee before visit our roasting room.
[] Do you have it in the back ?
[] I agree. Having been homeless it is not a "switch" that gets flipped and all of a sudden youre not homeless anymore. Its a process of getting back into society (one Im still going through).
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To be honest I legitimately feel insulted by this. I never get offended!
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[] I'll bring the banana hammocks you bring the vodka!
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