Rookie quarterback Carson Wentz is the perfect fit for the Philadelphia Eagles. For the last two seasons, Philly has exemplified dysfunction at the quarterback position. And after trading all their assets to draft Carson Wentz, it doesn’t look like much is going to change. The 23-year-old accidentally locked himself in a bathroom at a gas station in New Jersey on Wednesday. Now, if Wentz can’t figure out how to escape from a public bathroom, how in the heck is he going to be able to read 4-3 defenses?