Well, as you can see you could end up giving your kids the kind of childhood scars that they will one day have to explain to an overpriced shrink. You could ruin your lifelong friendships with just one swing of your reckless leg and end up bitter and alone. In this day and age, you could even embarrass yourself so badly that you’re never able to set foot outside the house again without the sound of giggling and sniggers following your every move.
Football may be the global game, but is it the game for everybody? Perhaps not
