Penis assault, a cloning mega factory and Seagal training. Just because you don't need to know about these stories, doesn't mean they won't interest you.
Bionic humans, zombie Christmas and Skyping chimps! Just because you don't need to know about these stories, doesn't mean they won't interest you.
Welcome to episode one of The Dispatch, WatchMojo.com's look into three cool, funny, or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence.
