South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - What Would Brian Boitano Do Song and Video\r
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What would Brian Boitano do \r
If he was here right now, \r
Hed make a plan \r
And hed follow through, \r
Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r
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When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, \r
Skating for the gold, \r
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz, \r
While wearing a blind fold. \r
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When Brian Boitano was in the alps, \r
Fighting grizzly bears, \r
He used his magical fire breath, \r
And saved the maidens fair. \r
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So what would Brian Boitano do \r
If he were here today, \r
Im sure hed kick an ass or two, \r
Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r
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I want this V-chip out of me, \r
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. \r
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And I just want my mom \r
To stop fighting everyone \r
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For Wendy Ill be an activist too, \r
Cause thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r
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And what would Brian Boitano do, \r
Hed call all the kids in town, \r
And tell them to unite for true \r
Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time \r
To the year 3010, \r
He fought the evil robot kings \r
and saved the human race again \r
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, \r
He beat up Kublai Kahn. \r
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Cause Brian Boitano doesnt take shit from an-y-body \r
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So lets all get together, \r
And unite to stop our moms \r
And well save Terrance and Phillip too, \r
Cause thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r
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And well save Terrance and Phillip too, \r
Cause thats what Brian Boitanod döoo, \r
Thats what Brian Boitanod do.