A blend of Monty Python, Tom Green, Veggie Tales, and Will Ferrell styles. Sorta like the Piggy or Bum Song meets the Matrix, Freddy vs Jason, and Abercrombie & Fitch. PLEASE SEE THE FIRST COPYRIGHT NOTICE ON THE VIDEO AND IGNORE THE SECOND.\r
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This is my first attempt at applying my original comedy music to video. I think Ive found a great cheap style to use: flashing pictures while the song goes by, cuz video takes more time (I probably spent at least six hours creating the matrix cloud parody, only to MISPELL LEMONADE).\r
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You can check out my first album on SoundClick.com/Squish, and check back here at YouTube/SquishToGo for new stuff. Thanks to my parents and Adam Blackman for taking a few days off from work to contribute the words clorox, aspercreme, and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease to the video, and no thanks to the rest of the planet who didnt. E.g. Michael Tiney and Pepe.\r
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LYRICS:\r
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lemonade, lemonaid tastes so fruity when its made\r
lemonade, lemonaid, i drank a gallon yesterday\r
(lem, lem), is made from.\r
water and sugar and lemons and water and\r
sugar and sugar and water and lemons and\r
lemons and water and water and sugar and\r
[system of a down: SUGAR!]\r
lemons and water and sugar and water and BEER.\r
[system of a down: SUGAR!]\r
(BEER!?)\r
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gatorade gatorade\r
my ninteteenth level jock was slayed\r
gatorade, killers drowning kittens in it inhumane\r
gatorade gatorade is made from.\r
candles & surfboards & strawberry smurf dolls &\r
tampons & ladders & saint bernard bladders &\r
treason & kants critique of pure reason for\r
taking so long at the counter to purchase a condom\r
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gatorade is drunk at a football field\r
is it in you? if is then drink the cure until youre healed\r
and the jocks swallow swallow never spit it\r
cheerleaders swallow swallow never spit it\r
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chocolate quick, polo stick, the last wish of a dying brick\r
diet coke. fetus yolk\r
protagonists in the book i wrote\r
mountain dew, blue shampoo \r
now sold in smooshy pills you chew\r
antifreeze, organic peas,\r
and cottage cheese and lost car keeys\r
are all made from\r
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the gold ring of power, the sword of shannara,\r
an old race of elves and ten ogres named laura;\r
jedis with armies of stormtrooper florists\r
and nine herds of jocks to beat up the dorks\r
and the hackers who jack off to scifi and fantasy stories\r
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the gator-skinned green pepto bismol i bought you\r
a sk8r-boy-toY ota/oda says do or not do there is no\r
try/tri- atha lon/lawn fertali zer/sur plus.\r
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of a blend of natural oils, vinegar, modified food starch, and less than 2% of salt, mustard, sodium asphate sulfer to protect flavor, not a significant source of frosted flakes, prune juice, cruel intentions 3 or diet snapple.\r
.CLOROX!?\r
I didnt say clorox, I said snapple.\r
.ASPERCREME!?\r
I didnt say frickin aspercreme, I said snapple!\r
.CHRONIC OBSTRUCTIVE PULMONARY DISEASE!?\r
(I love Wikipedia)\r
Lemonaeeaaaeeaddieaeaed!
