The two main heroes of Pokemon finally battle each other, but not in the way youd think.\r
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Greetings Pokefans, Michael here, and today we have a different kind of Pokémon battle for you. Today we have a RAP battle, between the hero of the anime, Ash KEtchüuum, and the hero of the Kanto games, REEEEEED. Ready, battle begin!\r
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ASH – Verse 1\r
Yo my name is Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town,\r
And this stupid silent freakshow is going straight down.\r
If you think youre going to win youve made a serious blunder,\r
Shock you with my trusty Pikachu…Thunder.\r
So heres the famous Red, the star of the first games,\r
But are you really Red if 8-year-olds can change your name?\r
I run the show, everyone knows ‘bout Pikachu and Ash,\r
You get replaced, each genera-tion throws you out like trash. \r
While you stay stuck in Kanto, I have travelled ‘round the world!\r
Catching ‘mon, winning badges, followed by hot girls.\r
Ive rhymed you down into the ground, so lets see what youve got.\r
But wait, I think I know already: Dot. Dot. Dot.\r
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RED – Verse 1\r
I normally dont talk, but its a special occasion,\r
Time to use my rhymes to cause Ash Ketchums obliteration.\r
Youre a child. All you do is lose, cry, and whine.\r
Im Red! Im the greatest trainer of all time!\r
Ill crush you, Ill break you, sweep your team and youll be done.\r
You could never ever hope to beat the Champion!\r
Took Team Rocket down, by myself, when I was only ten.\r
You cant stop three dumb losers who keep blasting off again.\r
You released your Pokémon and then cried like a little girl.\r
I caught every single Pokémon in the entire world!\r
If we had a real battle and we truly got acquainted,\r
I guarantee the screen would read “Ash Ketchum fainted.”\r
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ASH – Verse 2\r
You think youre such a master but youre not all that great.\r
I have over fifty badges while you have a measly eight.\r
Sure you completed the dex, but just the Kanto one, man.\r
Tell me, have you even heard of a Darmanitan?\r
When theres a new generation travel to a brand new nation,\r
While youre on a cold vacation facing your refrigeration!\r
Im Ash! They wanted me for Frontier Brain,\r
But I said no so I could go around the whole world to train!\r
Battling a legendary your Charizard almost died,\r
Mine beat an Articuno, Sceptile beat a Darkrai!\r
Who will everyone remember when theyve gotten gray and old?\r
The hero of their childhood or the one who lost to Gold?\r
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RED – Verse 2\r
How many times will you start all over again?\r
I may only have eight badges, but at least Im not still ten!\r
You beat your rival once in every match youve fought to date.\r
I never lost to mine and even killed his Raticate.\r
You may be better known, but I couldnt care less,\r
At least Im not the one prancing around in a dress.\r
You met Mewtwo, he turned you into a rock.\r
When I met Mewtwo, threw my master ball. Caught.\r
Youre pathetic, one look from me will freak out a Gastly,\r
Youre wasting my time. See ya never, Ashley.
