Postal 2: Paradise Lost: SpicyWaffle takes a quick look at Postal 2: Paradise Lost on its release day. Expect the gameplay to involve piss, murder, killing sprees, funny moments, and urine dancing. Lets Play!
They say good things come to those who wait. They also say what are you doing? stop urinating on me! At least, thats what they say to the Postal Dude. Hes been holding it in for 12 years, so you cant blame him for going just a wee bit pee-crazy. Heh. Wee bit.
Piss-t Apocalyptic -- Lets Play Postal 2: Paradise Lost (Part #1) (Gameplay) (Quick Look)
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Postal 2 is the kind of game where you can expect burning people, rampages, urination, barfing, and funny moments. Enjoy this HD 1080p rendition of some classic killing sprees. And now enjoy some Postal 2 Paradise Lost gameplay on top of the original (especially in this first impressions video)!
You can watch our Postal 2 Lets Play here:
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Steam Description of Postal 2:
ive a week in the life of The Postal Dude; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Colemans autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dudes semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Key Features:
Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
One large non-linear world.
Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
Interact with Non-Player Characters
Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPCs who may also go POSTAL!
Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.
DLC description:
About This Game
Ten years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dude finally returns!
Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing the saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not all is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction. Dare to enter the varied Zones as you cross the Arid Desert, trek through the dense Rainy Foliage, freeze your nuts off in the Nuclear Winter, and roam under the Ashen Skies. Meet the many mysterious factions comprised of the towering, the miniature, the zombified, and everything in between and use your radiant people skills to attempt to ally yourself with their enigmatic leaders, ranging from former child stars to terrifying demonic udder-wielding beasts! Fierce Lawmen, crazed Bandits, deranged Doomsday Survivalists, and a phallic childs toy mascot await. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Use vending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began to rescue your loyal companion!
Prepare to delve into the post-apocalyptic world of Paradise Lost!
Key Features:
A complete singleplayer campaign: Brave Monday through Friday with twists and turns each day.
Free roam, non-linear, errand-based gameplay: Go do your daily chores or just screw around as you aimlessly run amok in the town!
Peaceful vs. Violent decisions: Choose to be a wussy pacifist or wipe out everyone in your way. Hey, its the apocalypse, so youll probably fit in!
New arsenal and items: Take out some unlucky punks with the Revolver! Enact wasteland justice with the Lever-Action Shotgun! Whack some weeds and perhaps other meatier subjects with the Weed Whacker!
Dual-wielding: Double your fun with double the gun!
Boss battles: Settle some scores once and for all mano a mano.
Full controller support: Piss on strangers from the comfort of your couch!
The Dudes original voice: No bogus imposters here!
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Postal 2 on Steam:
Paradise Lost DLC on Steam:
Outro music: Funkn Waffles by TeknoAXE
