"Ma'am this is dollar tree."
"I know it won't be of" />
"Ma'am this is dollar tree."
"I know it won't be of"/>
"Do you guys sell air conditioners?"
"Ma'am this is dollar tree."
"I know it won't be of good quality, I just wanted a cheap one to last me a few weeks."
Yes, she meant the window a.c. units, not a little hand fan. I asked to see how sane she was...and clearly she wasn't.
[] Don't check if it can get through the roof before it floods though. Cos that wouldn't be clever.
[] Asian ghosts suck.
[] Love the floor--hate the Home Depot light fixtures and light switches--newel (banister post) with the swirly spindle and acorn baluster is gilding the lily--should have gone with mission style post. Simple lines are usually a better way to showcase beautiful wood grain. Of course, these are just my personal tastes! The woodwork is beautiful...
[] Barber shops in video games aren't helping to dispell the illusion.
[] There's formatting for that? All I see is the heart emoji. And I'm on my laptop, not mobile.
[] clownlivesmatter
[] learning Shakespeare and his gay rights activism will be great to hear about more in a documentary
[] "DANGER ZONE!!" - Sterling Archer
[] What is this regarding? I work for ups and we had large shipments of replacement routers come through tonight.
[] Electrocution is death by electric shock.
[] Work email, personal email, Tumblr
[] A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?.
[] Yeah, it's pretty cringey to mention reddit in real life, almost ever.
[] It wipes the debt, but the bankruptcy shows on your credit rating for 7 years.
[] A Cunt of Llamas
[] 100% biodegradable wood.
[] I don't know why this is so funny, but it cracked me up! :)
[] http://www.hardwoodfloorsmag.com/installation/wood-floor-of-the-year-the-best-floors-of-2015.html
[] Designing a car with one reverse light seems like a bad idea. Other drivers who can't see your car's entire back end won't know you're backing up until they see you start moving. See: backing out of a parking lot space from between two gigantic trucks.
[] Lawn darts
[] When I am holding a hot beverage in one hand and a cold one in the other hand, I don't have to activate my heat sampling mode to find out which is which. My hands have always-on temperature sensitivity.
[] How long were you in? What was that like, getting out of prison and then going to a mall?
[] Where's Shevanel?
[] The real lpt is always in the comments
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