Do you have pictures by chance? For science
[] I had meningitis when I was 18. It was awful. It's really messed with my short term memory. Sometimes I'll just forget entire conversations from earlier and people think I'm being a dumb ass. It's got boring having to explain myself every couple of days so I just apologise.
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[] Sister always wonder. Sister never think of other thing.
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[] Perfect. Just what I want. To Facebook in VR.
[] buyemaillis
[] HULK SMASH!!
[] etc.
[] I feel like these are genuine in the same sense that you can buy genuine designer clothes from ali express lol
[] Indeed
[] I thought of this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/3voytx/life_sized_satanic_masturbation_toy/
[] Express bus to the graveyard, no stops, no transfers.
[] "So, will you give me a lap dance?"
I say, "No, I'm the bartender. I don't dance."
He says, "Why? You have an amazing figure."
"Same reason you don't suck cock for money at the glory holes," I suppose...
[] It's pretty nice here in Wichita. I can imagine saying here forever
[] As Shepard said, Abe never promised anything about the haunted house... It honestly baffled me that the woman was surprised he was doing the haunted house when he was getting her out for her own safety during Halloween... Like, you'd be safe if he didn't do the haunted house, so if he's trying to get you out for your safety... That means he's doing the house.
[] Yes
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where rhyming and metered poetry is considered more or less lacking in any artistic merit whatsoever.
How does this make sense? It's completely backwards. Can you explain?
[] Well, eating lettuce for its nutritional value is kinda weird.
[] Save my child from dying.
[] i work PT at a charity furniture store and the amount of people asking for discounts or do you have this in octarine/red/green/blue is really really stupid
[] The exact same thing happens in a french movie: OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions (OSS 117: Cairo: A nest of spies) It's a parody of those old James Bond spy movies. The protagonist is trying to sleep in his hotel in Cairo, the muslim morning prayer begins early in the morning and he goes to the top a minaret and silences the priest chanting from up there. :) Not so far off reality as I thought when I watched, a few days ago...
[] Customer: young man where is the Kool Aid?
Me: Aisle 6 ma'am
Customer: But shouldn't it be frozen?
Me: What do you mean?
Customer: you know Kool aid, you put it on ice cream, and jello
Me: You mean Cool Whip ?
Customer: Yes
Me: Freezers up from ma'am
Customer waddles to the freezers at the front of the store, picks up a cool whip waves it in the air and says "Young man, here's the Kool aid !!!
Me : Yes ma'am ! (whispers to myself: Dumb ass)
[] That would be due to the fact that someone asked in the ama and sprog said they were male(or are they)
[] Ok ukip.
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