WASHINGTON D.C. ? While China and Xi Jinping were busy blowing their own horns, the Chinese 'stock market' nearly imploded, so the all-mighty party stepped in and spent billions to bolster the market and failed miserably. While the rest of the world has started to see the cracks, the U.S. has chosen to dive right in.
'President' Xi, who's now in the U.S. for the next week, said at a speech in Seattle that the Chinese will not in any form engage in commercial theft or hacking, which is pretty ironic considering the Chinese have used nothing but cybertheft and straight up plagiarism as their secret to success.
Xi and his group of Chinese CEOs met with U.S. business and tech leaders eager to bend over and offer backdoors just for a little piece of the mooncake. It's refreshing to see U.S. companies like Microsoft, Apple, Boeing and Starbucks sell out just to make a buck.
What about issues like China building fake islands in the South China Sea or its awesome human rights record? For those hoping for Obama to get hard on Xi when he visits the White House, looks like Obama is only willing to get a hard on for Xi.
The U.S. says it wants to send a strong signal to China. Guess that signal is: "we'll do anything for some business." But hey, at least the U.S. will get a new, Made in China high speed train from L.A. to Vegas.
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